
1. Yell at Them
* Tell them to go to a place where there are no lemonade stands.
2. Laugh at Them
* A good technique: start with "ha" and end with "hee."
3. Talk About Them
* Preferably to a friend, over a cup of strong coffee.
4. Scare Them Away
* Any mask will do, but any beast or vampire getup is particularly effective.
5. Dress Them Up
* With the right attire and hairdo, you can make anything seem attractive and desirable (to someone else), right?
6. Harness Them
* If they are under your control, you don't have to worry about them.
7. Interrogate Them
* Ask them the hard questions, including: where, what, why, when, and how? Then get a mug shot.
8. Bully Them
* Boss them around like the scary dude in the fifth grade who made you cry. You're bigger than they are --don't let them forget it.
9. Free Them
* Let them go. Tell them to have fun, but not to come back.
Hope you have a very nice day.
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